OMG Melanie is moving away to San Francisco to run away from all that she knows and into the land of almost dead hippies, gays, bears, marijuana fans, Uncle Jesse, that movie 'Milk', etc. Ellen made a big beautiful dinner last night to wish her well and have some laughs. We did it all! Is it sexy? Follow her tweets @funnycookietime as she and her boyfriend hot-body-Neil re-discover America like in that JTT/Devon Sawa picture, 'Wild America.'
Brian slapping me in the fucking face near the end of the night.