Friday, January 30, 2009

Friend Porn

Me and Ross are tattoo friends. Phil took our picture; we were just hanging around in my studio [UPDATE: PHOTOS DELETED OUT OF CONCERN FOR ROSS'S PROFESSIONAL REPUTATION. --SM, 2011].


we have twin matching seahorses

they symbolize our belief in male beauty and remind us of our affection for one another.

Ken Tong's sweet coon-skin cap

LJ and sister Peter

I wanted to steal Paul's poncho to wear around the house




Dusty

Marshall brought his own tea


peace.
Is anything going on tonight? I don't want to do anything. This weather is making me literally ill. I wish I could be in Boston tonight. My baby, a museum studies grad student at Brandeis, is organizing the opposition demonstration/exhibition to protest the extremely shortsighted, ill-advised and unethical decision by Brandeis University to close their prized little modernist gem of a museum, the Rose, and sell off the permanent collection. The world is turning upside down. If your liberal arts university has an internationally recognized and coveted modern art collection, you don't jump at the chance to liquidate at discount auction prices when the going gets a little rough. You just don't --even when Bernie Madoff jews you out of a multi-million dollar endowment.

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Thats us/Before we got there

That's morning time, before we got there
I just want to be, wherever you are
Hard as I can be, it's never too hard
With this our love to see, by it's own light
Love inside of me, it's working at night
Seconds before I see in the dark
Seconds turn, this time that, it's so...
Coming to, seconds turn, this time that I
Such fun to be with
It's a big old world
With nothing in it
I can't wait to see you another minute
It's a wild combination, it's a wild combination
It's a wild, it's a loving you baby
It's a talk in the dark, it's a walk in the morning
That's us, before we got there
That's morning time, before we got there

Martin Young

Mark Mumford

Jane Fisher

Nan Goldin

total freedom living at home

Yesterday while I was being free at home, Gabi, Al and I did nothing but snack each other out and watch several episodes of Gossip Girl on DVD. Later, Ross, J, Skylar, and KK came over and we listened to Brightblack Morning Light and Arthur Russell. It got me to thinking, when am I going to finally get to see Matt Wolf's documentary, Wild Combination, the Arthur Russell picture?

A. I've loved Matt Wolf since art school --I tried to get him up to H.A.S. as a visiting artist but couldn't find funding. His brilliant website is a work of art - part conceptual catalogue, part deadpan humor and a dozen parts homocentric pop ephemera-hysteria.

B. I fucking can't stop listening to Arthur Russell. Wild Combination is the song I want to hear every morning. It reminds me to stay in love with the abstract and the intangible. It forms a fantastically successful marriage between the avant-garde and the popular. I guess I should just buy the DVD since no theatre in Hartford would even think of showing this movie.

Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Snowed in yet again

Hans Holbein, Sir Thomas More

I'm skipping work today. Its a good day to make a painting. Its a good day for you to buy my work. Its a good day to make an obscenely large breakfast. Its a good day to wear fur. Its a good day to google "ed westwick." Its a good day to walk somewhere. I am a man for all seasons. I am going to pour a drink at 4pm.

Doctor Zhivago
Yours truly, Bartosz, a painting made from a photograph taken on a day similar to this one.
xoxo

Monday, January 26, 2009

PLAYBOYOGA

I started doing yoga and looking at old Playboys yesterday Its all the same thing really.



YSL RIP

Joe Brainard

Joe Brainard

Saturday, January 24, 2009

Court and Sparked

Last night I had a long overdue date with KNS which is always just what I need, just when I need it. We talked about our loves and my career, gossiped tirelessly, bitched about Hartford, our paintings and etc.

I picked her up at the office and took her downtown to the opening of the new City Arts on Pearl Street, a new gallery sharing a building with Theaterworks and the US Army, Navy and Marine Corps recruitment offices. Not kidding. It feels like hanging out at the Pentagon. Undeterred, the Pat Seremet Set crowded the reception, fake burberry scarves inching to and from the bar and appetizer table. The art was lame, or rather, boring. In the gallery, a show of the Robert Lesser collection of pulp art was on view, on loan from the New Britain Museum of American Art, apparently partnering with City Arts. The work is fun, illustrative and certainly popular, but this is a show that went up and came down only a year ago in New Britain. The good news is, City Arts on Pearl seems to have the support of the deep-pocketed suburban art and theater fans. I wish them good luck.

Artist Melanie Carr's work looked great, but unfortunately it was shoved in the back room like a dark family secret. Next time, lets see a living, working artist like Mel in the main gallery. Do something fun and daring and conceivably threatening to the offices of the armed services recruiters! Such an opportunity. I'm an asking and telling homosexual. Lets get transgressive.

stone cold fox.

City Arts on Pearl and the Pentagon

LATER; JOHN KELLY-PAVED PARADISE REDUX AT REAL ART WAYS:

Sarah

+ Caroline

John Kelly doing Joni Mitchell, Woodstock

Well, I'm not sure. I'm conflicted. It was interesting and sort of fun. I can relate to obsessive fanaticism for a pop singer. I can relate to the total faggotry of wanting to be somebody so badly that you just have to be her. But near the end of Kelly's performance, I couldn't help but think that this must be exactly what its like to see Lez Zeppelin perform. Totally average. I don't mean to be sentimental, but when the going is this rough I need the real Joni. As art, Paved Paradise Redux is meaningless beyond its sense of postmodern kitsch, irony and sadness, however earnest and heartfelt he obviously wants to be. I'm sick of intentional failure. I'm bored of failed attempts that fall short of getting it right.

There were touching moments. Kelly's rendition of Woodstock, renamed after a 1985 East Village Manhattan festival Wigstock, was amazing. And when at the end he finally removed his ridiculous frock and wig, he became human and relate-able, cuter, and visibly more comfortable being on stage. He became easier to watch, and lovely to hear him close with River.

But don't take my word for it. Check him out tonight and tomorrow afternoon. Last night was a packed house and the crowd seemed to enjoy him.

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Paved Paradise Redux Tomorrow


Tomorrow night performance artist John Kelly brings his critically acclaimed tribute, Paved Paradise Redux to Real Art Ways for a three night special engagement. I am really pumped to see this guy combine two of my favorite things, Joni Mitchell and drag. Everyone I've talked to who has seen him before says that his show is truly amazing. Shows are this weekend, Friday and Saturday at 8pm, and Sunday at 3pm in the RAW theater.
Anyway, GET YOUR TICKETS TODAY. Today is the last day to get them for $22 ($18 for members). Tomorrow they go up to $26.




Afterwards, we might head out to New Britain for the American Art Museum's Snow Ball cocktail party which is said to wrap up at 11.

Wednesday, January 21, 2009

happy inauguration day

Watching Barack and Michelle go to inaugural balls last night, dancing together and kissing a little bit at all TEN official parties was the most romantic, most effective and most inspiring display of American political theater since whats-his-face walked on the moon. It almost made me want to stay in and watch dreamy Anderson Cooper narrate what was obviously a very fun night in D.C.

Instead I went out to E Room in Cambridge to celebrate with Jamie, Ellen, Diana; Kevin Driscoll and Brian F were DJing. It was fun. The mood was jubilant. There were a lot of teens. Brian F and Kevin played every Obama special edition remix of every r&b jam. I won't post any pictures of heartthrobs Barack or Michelle because now you get to see them in the papers and in books, on the internet and on TV everyday now for the next eight years at least. What a treat.

Diana

DJs Rizzla and Lone Wolf

Ellen's cool crimp

Jameson Champagne Martini

cool back.

Monday, January 19, 2009

Inauguration Day preview

sometimes Gilbert Stuart makes me wish I was a member of the D.A.R.
Here's a blog I totally should have been reading months ago, but only just thought to look for last night: www.mrs-o.org "Mrs-O" is so thoroughly obsessed with Michelle's clothing, it will suck you in.

PARTY TOMORROW NIGHT IN CAMBRIDGE MASS, ENORMOUS ROOM, DJ RIZZLA AND DJ LONE WOLF. BARACK OBAMA TOTAL TAKEOVER.

Sunday, January 18, 2009

happy birthday derek happy birthday tiffany

LOOK: I got a new tattoo and a new necklace and a new haircut.

BLOG READY.
Last night we went out to Shag Frenzy because it was Derek's 17th birthday and its his party he can cry if he wants to. Tiffany's been turning 17 all week long, so people sang happy birthday to her too.

new big man on campus, Matty Robinson

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TIFF

KK


Gabz

party boys



cuties

HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEREK



Amy Fuck

Justin and Kristin

LJ and Cara

PTL



BANGS

somehow, this club was packed last night



trouble


Katie




Sara



Ummm, WHO IS THIS SEXY TEEN?

double high-fives



pretty Jolie



uh oh- BROKE STRAIGHT BOYS XXX






this bitch is totally free