So, tomorrow evening I am body-painting a live model at Real Art Ways for Pink Cocktail Hour, the monthly secret power-gay networking event. They're having me do this to build excitement for the Odd Ball which is on April 4th, which will be a whole night of nude models wearing body paint + art fans drinking heavily. If you're a young gay man looking for a sugardaddy, you should totally come tomorrow! I think its at 4:30. I'm hardpressed to find anyone who actually does body painting right. The obvious historical precedent is Yves Klein, and I think he is fucking lame. Of course I'm probably wrong, Klein is probably really awesome cutting edge hip modernist blah blah blah, but I think some French creep dragging a naked woman across a blank canvas is repulsive and sexist, and I wish he would have jerked off at home in private like everybody else. whatevz.