Last night my muse Alice turned 17-years-old so we threw a party at our primary residence, Bonerland Ranch. We love to welcome guests into the nest where we have worked so hard to build this sham of a marriage. I've wanted a sham marriage since I was a young boy, and I finally have one! How could we not celebrate? And anyway, no one throws a party like Alice. Many can attest.
There were a few darlings who came in from out of town and many of Hartford's finest babes. We were thrilled. I had many impure thoughts.
Those who slept over woke up today with only mild hangovers. The true party animals grabbed beers from the fridge (at 10AM) before we went out for brunch today at the Half Door on Sisson. There we ordered bloody marys, which were the most pathetic I've ever tasted. I don't think I've ever felt so sorry for a cocktail, until this morning. Baby formula probably has more flavor. The eggs and hash were good though, strangely.
Gabbie
best-dressed, Sara
notice the lovely seasonal bouquet of fresh condoms
Megan and Kara
Katie Tay Tay and Marissa, up from New York
hey Vanessa, up from NYC
KK and Phil
Nick Rice, Tim Lawless and Uncle Dave
hey baby Matt
happy birthday muse!
J baby; notice Josh permanently staring at me now when I lie in bed
the once and future Lords of Oxford Street -where the hell is Jamie Martini?
Phoebe feeling squirrely. She's moving to Miami in a week with her boyfriend, Brandon. A major loss for Hartford social life, but as we all learn, Hartford cannot sustain the kind of life we're looking for and moving on is an inevitability. Text me later. Phoebe farewell party next weekend...
costume change
Brit and Kelly
hey sunset
Taylor with Tay Tay
Emily made this
Skylar with Isabelle Rancier's sexy Ice Cream Cone
Adam and Emily
(costume change #2) with babe of the night, Sara
punch ladel shots
hey babes
scissoring
Cj returns from Alaska with one fuck of a beard
grinding the lintel
delirium
(costume changes)
love run rampant
Brent and another costume change for Alice
hey evraybody
costume change
stony
