Alice and I did a quick walk-through at Tisane gay night last night. The creepy ex-Marine who is ALWAYS there wouldn't stop staring at us for over 10 minutes, because Al and I happened to be wearing matching outfits, right up to our Ray-Bans. Anyway, Hartford's gays need to lose a lot of weight, so to encourage you I've curated this Google image search photo essay on why skinny dudes are hot, and why working out and bulking up is not worth the time or the trouble. You could be spending that time and energy smoking cigarettes or skipping lunch.
Mona Kuhn
James Neate
James Neate
James Dean
Jonathan Rhys-Meyers
Freddie Mercury
Robert Mapplethorpe
Marcel Duchamp
Nike
Pete Doherty
Hedi Slimane
Jean-Luc Godard
Bowie/Jagger
Nick Snider
Taylor Fuchs
Bowie
6 comments:
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this is some delicious soup right here...
fuck sam, 'nike' why arent we living in some tiny dirty but beautiful apartment together and when we come home from our terrible jobs, we sit down in the living room which actually turns out to be probably my bedroom, anyway, we sit down with some wine, red for you, white for me, and we light cigarettes and i type up some stupid meaningless but brilliant short story and draw pictures of me and we laugh. i mean why not?
god, i love me some skinny boy... but seriously- amendment to the rule: skinny boys who drink profusely should PLEASE do crunches or invest in "the bean" so that the overwhelming contrast between your otherwise adorable, teeny body and your utterly disgusting beer gut do not collide. i cannot handle it. i just threw up in my mouth. pleaseandthankyou.
That ex-marine fellow looks like a serial rapist, and more than likely he preys on the young and skinny. Bring a knife for protection next time, unless that just turns him on more.....
So I agree with all of these nubile boys EXCEPT for Pete Doherty who will never. ever. under any circumstances. ever. ever ever. no way in hell. in any universe. be attractive ever.
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