It's been a while since Connecticut had a really huge house party and Alison and Taylor, perhaps knowing this, went all out. It was a total success. The themes of the night were pink, pretty princesses, and police officers. The West Hartford police were called at least twice, which we all predicted would happen, but unexpected was the stripper dressed as a cop. Kudos to turning a potentially awful situation into a hilarious sexual spectacle.
The message I have to West Hartford police: chill out; we're only young and reckless for a few short years after which we promise to transform into responsible, respectful, contributing citizens. Maybe city planners should establish a student neighborhood where public disturbance laws aren't strictly enforced. Now that's progressive government. After all, the area around West Boulevard and Prospect Ave is hardly West Hartford proper. Give us a break, we're trying to get laid and find temporary happiness. 
hey Danny Moore
birthday princess Alison B. with Mike B. wearing pink jeans
Marshall Winchester in pink
princess ballet private session
pink secrets
WHPD's finest
packing heat
6 comments:
OMG I was *so* not ready for those photos.
wow it looks like CT got more fun after i left! damnit!
I just moved out of the third floor of that house in Dec. If the police were called, you better beleive it was the second floor couple that called them. They *suck*. I wonder if they tacked up a series of passive-aggressive notes in the stairwell the next day.
HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA THAT'S AMAZING.
I <3 you juniemoon
OHMYGOD how did this news not find its way to me yet? why have i not been keeping up with wpu? melanie is in france and even she is better informed! honestly!
when things like this happen, as in kyle guarco pulling out his moves at a local party, a phone call or at least a txt needs to be placed. please, i am busy with school here! i have to be informed!
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